My apartment in Ann Arbor came with the standard two appliances: stove, and refrigerator.

When I moved in I stocked up on groceries. It was upon stuffing the first, and greatest load into the fridge that I noted the design screw-up.

The egg slots in the door were 22 in number... two rows of 11. Whose swell idea was that? Is that some way of saying that every time you buy eggs that one is going to be broken? Or perhaps there's some statistic about how many eggs consumers use before they go shopping for more?

Sorry, that just doesn't fly. Next time make 24 slots... idiots.